Bashful Luxe Puppy Orlando with Personalised Cream Jumper

Luxe Puppy Orlando is an urban poet with a gift for making even pavements sound profound. Bus stops, pigeons, lamp posts – all have been transformed by his talent. 

He’s not polished, but that’s the charm. Crowds gather, unsure whether he’s about to deliver a sonnet or a shopping list. Either way, he gives it gravitas, tail wagging, head tilted, as though the city itself whispered the words to him. 

You’ll find no turtlenecks, berets or flowy scarves at his performances though; Orlando prefers a cosy cream jumper – complete with the name of his biggest inspiration.